One Eye Jokes Puns. One day a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. As in Truly eyeballing behaviour Ive Eyeve.
A list of 49 One Eyed puns. If it squirts you in your eye without warning its a male. I spy with my little eye.
He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said. Many of the optometrist optic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny but some can be offensive. _A bone doctor and an eye doctor had been sharing their most effective jokes. There is a man with a wooden eye in the club but no one wants to dance with him cause of his eye.
