One Eye On Jokes. What happens when the retina starts to cry. Two monkeys running a bath.

What did one sailor tell the optometrist. _Youre all eye need. If she looks slightly sideways shell see me in church.
Two monkeys running a bath.
Two cute girls who were. How much for a beer the neutron asks. What do you call a one eyed Dinosaur. I got some salt in my eye.